Her first creation with this monsterous machine involves me in a cowboy-inspired Hello Kitty-on-a-hobby-horse print, complete with polka dot bows and ribbons. Have I mentioned that I don't really like clothes? I'm a wind-in-my-hair-free-and-natural kind of girl. I will tolerate hair bows because they do keep my long locks of of my eyes, but that is it.
Next, she'll require me to wear cowboy boots and bark along to "Desperado". I will end up on some lame reality TV show hosted by Paris Hilton's dog, Tinkerbell, modelling doggie chic designer duds and hoping that this won't be the week that I get "sent to the doghouse".
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Pose, you need to update your blog. I heard you're writing a book. Tell me about it.
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